Owners at an Ohio apartment complex are so pissed at residents who fail to pick up their dogs doo-doo they are using DNA testing to find the culprits. Yes indeedy, the offending feces will be scooped up and sent to the ‘Poo Prints’ DNA program for identification and then the owners will then be fined $200. Pity the fool with that job!
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The dog poop police are seriously out of control in Britain. A granny was fined £50 after she was caught picking up the wrong dog poop. Yes, Pam Robson had been out walking her Labrador Derik, when he ran off and relieved himself. Mrs Robson, being a good dog poop scooper citizen, immediately picked up Derik’s mess. Next thing she knows a Sunderland Council warden approached her and “He said it was the wrong mess and that he was going to issue me with a fine for £50.” Despite Mrs Robson then picking up her own dog’s mess he still fined her. With the help of a local MP and a solicitor she eventually had the fine over turned. Another fine mess!!!!
A word of warning to all residents of Baltimore’s Scarlett Place who are letting their dogs shit all over the place without scooping it up, they are on to ya.There is a plan underway to have all the dogs DNA tested in the upscale address so they can catch the culprit/s and it’s owner/s then fine their sorry asses. You think I jest? Next week the condo board will vote to make it mandatory to have all pooches DNA tested.
The best dumbass thief story you’ll hear all week. Some bag snatching fool on a bicycle whizzed passed an elderly woman in Tarring and snatched the bag she was carrying. Little did he know the bag contained dog poo. Yep, it was the bag she was using to clean up her dog’s shit. Pensioner 1, In for a shock thief 0.
A woman who didn’t clean up her dog’s poop got a nasty surprise when a man picked it up for her and then rubbed it in her hair. The woman from Silkeborg in Denmark claims she was walking her dog home after shopping when an elderly man went ballistic, claiming her dog had shat in his garden. Next thing she knows, he’s got her by the hair and rubbing the shit in it. Dog 1, Old dude 1, Smelly dog owner 0.
Psst Mr Mills was unavailable for comment!