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Special Delivery

A US postal worker will not be disciplined after she knocked on the door of her neighbor Bruce Michaud and gave him a special delivery….a bag full of dog poop. Toni Llauger was peeved that Mr Michaud continued to “mime the actions” of picking up his dog’s shit when he was really just leaving it where it lay to smolder away. Fed up, Miss Llauger collected a few samples and made a personal delivery to his door. Unfortunately it was in her postal uniform , fortunately she was off duty at the time. Luckily for her, she got to keep her job but was told next time she decided to deliver shit she should do it in her own clothes .

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Well At Least She Didn’t Rub Their Face In It!

Ah shit, an Illinois woman has been arrested after it was alleged she smeared dog poop all over her neighbor’s patio after she accidentally stepped in it. Susan Miller was decidedly pissed when she discovered she had shit on her shoe, so proceeded to plastered it over the dog owner’s patio along with a sign asking residents to clean up after their dogs and a pile of dog poop bags.

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There Is A God

Enjoy, you little shit!

The best dumbass thief story you’ll hear all week. Some bag snatching fool on a bicycle whizzed passed an elderly woman in Tarring and snatched the bag she was carrying. Little did he know the bag contained dog poo. Yep, it was the bag she was using to clean up her dog’s shit. Pensioner 1, In for a shock thief 0.

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The Hazards Of Being A Dog Owner

Here's a visual !

A woman who didn’t clean up her dog’s poop got a nasty surprise when a man picked it up for her and then rubbed it in her hair. The woman from Silkeborg in Denmark claims she was walking her dog home after shopping when an elderly man went ballistic, claiming her dog had shat in his garden. Next thing she knows, he’s got her by the hair and rubbing the shit in it. Dog 1, Old dude 1, Smelly dog owner 0.

Psst Mr Mills was unavailable for comment!

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So Dog Poop Does Have A Price!

Alternative solution

Alternative solution

Geez, a $3 voucher for every kilo of dog poo collected, I don’t think so! City officials in Taichung, Taiwan, are hoping that the voucher will help alleviate the growing dog poo problem. Come on people all you have to do is pick up a kilo of stray dog poo to get one. Stray dogs have become a growing concern in Taiwan, as many people have been forced to boot their pooches onto the streets because they can no longer afford to keep them. It is estimated that Taiwan has over 180,000 stray dogs defecating on their streets. So anyone who wants to earn a voucher get your pooper scoopers ready. Your vouchers can be redeemed from any local chain store! Ohh and bonus, if you live in high density dog shit zones you get the $3 voucher for a half a kilo bag.

Psst Are you thinking what I am thinking loons? Yep, pass that bag around while we all take a dump. As if anyone is gonna check whose shit it is!

Psst 2 Dennis and Tucker you might want to look away!

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