A US postal worker will not be disciplined after she knocked on the door of her neighbor Bruce Michaud and gave him a special delivery….a bag full of dog poop. Toni Llauger was peeved that Mr Michaud continued to “mime the actions” of picking up his dog’s shit when he was really just leaving it where it lay to smolder away. Fed up, Miss Llauger collected a few samples and made a personal delivery to his door. Unfortunately it was in her postal uniform , fortunately she was off duty at the time. Luckily for her, she got to keep her job but was told next time she decided to deliver shit she should do it in her own clothes .
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The best dumbass thief story you’ll hear all week. Some bag snatching fool on a bicycle whizzed passed an elderly woman in Tarring and snatched the bag she was carrying. Little did he know the bag contained dog poo. Yep, it was the bag she was using to clean up her dog’s shit. Pensioner 1, In for a shock thief 0.
A woman who didn’t clean up her dog’s poop got a nasty surprise when a man picked it up for her and then rubbed it in her hair. The woman from Silkeborg in Denmark claims she was walking her dog home after shopping when an elderly man went ballistic, claiming her dog had shat in his garden. Next thing she knows, he’s got her by the hair and rubbing the shit in it. Dog 1, Old dude 1, Smelly dog owner 0.
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