Doggone it Dad

An Australia golden retriever wasn’t about to go anywhere when there were so many more trees to sniff…

Chasing Their Tails

When 800 cut cat and dog tails appeared around a Brazilian town, it wasn’t surprising everyone dashed off to check their pets but apparently no animals have been reported missing. The dog and cat tails have been appearing all over the town and has left authorities baffled. The markings, where the tails have been cut, indicate a machine was used to cut off them off. Town folk are worried someone maybe passing off dead cat and dog as food  in the stalls set up during their major festival.

Dog Takes Words Right Out Of His Mouth

Pooch upstages snowflake to get food.

How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

Dog Gone

Attention upstate New Yorkers, there is someone in your neighbourhood collecting dog  brains . Yes, you heard me BRAINS. Might want to do a head count of your pooches. Nine of the brains were found lying near the Gouverneur railway tracks. A local vet confirmed the brains had been carefully removed and had been preserved in formaldehyde. That is a bucketful of creepy right there.

Dog Surrenders

When Brazilian police  busted a drug ring and demanded everybody get down, they weren’t expecting a suspect’s dog to follow suit. The well behaved dog had been barking at the police until everyone was ordered down. When the pooch saw his owner hit the floor he did the same. Awe, I surrender too.

Best In Show

Holy Shih tzu Batman. Guess whose dog nearly won “Best in Show” at the Madison Square Garden in New York City? Well, it was none other than Stockholm Syndrome poster girl, Patty Hearst. Remember her? Patty was the unfortunate granddaughter of William Randolph Hearst who was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and made to do some very bad things. Anywho , Miss P, a 4 year old Beagle, took out the top dog award.