When police received reports that a man was heard shouting ‘I’m going to kill you, you’re dead! Die, die’ followed by the haunting screams of a woman, and the sound of furniture being thrown, they sped to the scene. When they arrived, an out of breath, flushed face man answered the door. They soon discovered that the commotion was not a domestic violence incident at all but a single man trying to kill a spider. Despite telling the bewildered police it was a “really big one”, they asked to check the apartment to be sure and found 1 very dead spider and 1 empty can of mortein. OK loons, you are probably wondering about the woman screaming? Hmm, well he told police ‘Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.’
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Deanne Elsholz and David Elsholz had a few too many to drinks and went to sleep it off in their mobile home in Florida. However nature called for David and he staggered off to the toilet to take a leak. Hmm, only thing was he missed the bowl and pissed on the floor. All the time Deanne could hear the misfiring and went to tell him off. When she confronted him he threw a towel at her head so she picked up a glass and threw at his nose sending a river of blood flowing down his chest and arms. She then claims she ran into the bathroom and slipped on his pee. While she was down hubby kicked her in the ribs. It was a toss up but police believed Mr Elsholz side of the story, that his missus chucked a glass at his face. She was arrested for domestic battery, a charge hubby has face twice before.
Quick alert the authorities, those friggin sea lion bitches are at it again. It is always the innocent ones that get hurt!