Tag Archives: door

Knock, Knock

Move on nothing to see here, the persistent late night door knocking culprit has been found. When a California family were awoken at 1.30am by a mysterious knocking at their front door they rang police. When they arrived they saw the culprit still head butting knocking…. it was a goat. The goat was taken into custody and later reunited with its worried owners.

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That Stinks!

Ewh, ewh, ewh, Rasheen Harrison, smearing poo on your pregnant ex-girlfriend’s door and setting it alight, while naked, is no way to go through life.  Police said Harrison allegedly stripped naked and shat in the elevator before wiping the feces on his ex’s door and setting it alight. It is also believed he set fire to himself  before  shouting  “I’m the devil”. Harrison was eventually  found by firefighters naked in the hallway with poop still on his hands. Later, while in his cell, he continued his feces painting exploits along the walls at the 120th Precinct.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never

Door Fail

Psst , don’t tell Health and safety…

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!