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Oprah Down Under

Oh fuck, Oprah is coming Down Under, quick, do the dishes and make your beds people! Seems she thinks the Opera House was named in her honor! Fuck,  and she is bringing a plane load of studio audience. Good lord, has anyone told her the  hair weave may melt in December? Fuck, fuck, fuck we just aren’t ready for this type of thing. I hope her lover, Gayle Steadman, isn’t coming. Hmm, we better hide the lamingtons and the Ice VoVos. I’ll have the Vegemite at the ready, that should sending her packing. Hell, have we got time to teach Gillard to speak proper English? FUCK!


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