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Bride Bails On 90 Year Old Hubby

He wasn't my type

He wasn’t my type

How does a 15 year old bride escape from the clutches of her 90 year old hubby? She locks herself in her bedroom on her wedding night and refuses to come out, that’s how. Now the Saudi Arabian man  is suing her parents after having forked out a $16,000 dowry for the ungrateful kid.

Psst See Crystal, there were more options than just Hefner.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, You Go Girl!

Animal Rapist Should Marry Goat

You rape a goat in Mozambique you damn well marry it. So says the goat’s owner who was horrified to learn two young men had raped one of his herd. He not only wants them to pay him damages he wants them to have a traditional wedding  ceremony which includes paying a dowry. Police sprung the two men in the act in the rural town of Mbucuta. A witness said “One of the young men was naked and holding the goat’s head, and the other was having sex with the animal.” Awkward.  Hmm, I wonder if the bride will wear white?  I bet there will be a lot of salad!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Keep It In Mind!



How much do you think Chelsea Clinton is worth? Go on, have yourself a guess! Hmm, well if Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is anything to go by about 40 goats and 20 cows. That is what the Kenyan offered the Clinton’s to take their only daughter off their hands. Yep, in 2000 Godwin asked Bill for Chelsea’s hand in marriage. Hmm, politely the Clinton’s declined…I think, haven’t seen her lately? Fast forward nine years later and he still wants to marry her.Mrs Clinton was quick to respond during her recent trip to Africa “My daughter is her own person. I will convey this very kind offer,” That is politician speak for “no friggin way”. If Chelsea accepts she might have to squish over a bit in bed to make room for Godwin’s other wife. As for Godwin he is optimistic that the 29 year old will accept his offer. Good luck with that! Hmm, you never know it might come in handy as a negotiation chip if any American journos go missing in Africa!


Filed under Denial, Friggin Hilarious, You Go Girl!