I’m betting Dr Conrad Murray wishes he could take some propofol with him where he’s going. Sheez, 4 years huh? Should have cried more!!!
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After 9 hours of deliberation Dr Conrad Murray has been found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson which could see him behind bars for 4 years. Fans outside the court house who had been chanting ” guilty” were elated by the decision, Mr Murray not so much!
Psst I hope that jail ain’t overcrowded!!!!!
Tick tock, tick tock, everyone is waiting with bated breath for the verdict in the death of Michael Jackson . I bet Conrad Murray is packing his daks.
UPDATE : The jury have gone home for the weekend after failing to reach a unanimous verdict. We won’t know a thing until Monday. A few restless night sleeps for the doc!
OMG, imagine being on a plane from Houston to Phoenix and you collapse. Worse still, imagine the only doctor on board is friggin Dr Conrad Murray (Michael Jackson’s doc). Evidently yesterday, a woman fainted during a flight and couldn’t be revived, so a flight attendant asked if there was a doc on board and yep, Dr Murray sprung from his seat to assist. According to TMZ he even inserted an IV to stabilize her.Oh dear, wait until she wakes up (well, if she ever does!).
When you are facing murder charges over the death of Michael Jackson the best defense would have to be he killed himself. Dr Conrad Murray and his legal team will be claiming MJ accidentally gave himself that fatal dose of Propofol. Blahahahaha, I think I would say that too. Anywho here’s how they say it went down on that fateful day… Michael Jackson suddenly woke up in the “2 minutes” that Murray had left the room and self injected the Propofol through the IV, causing a massive overdose. It’s clutching at straws but hey, he ain’t got much to work with.
OK, the person I really don’t want to be this week is…drum roll…Lance Armstrong. Yep, that’s right, people. I don’t care what anyone says. Knowing the best you could do is come third in the Tour de France must truly suck. It’s not like I am saying there is anything wrong with coming third… if you were just a mere mortal. But Lance honey, you are legend hear you roar. OK, 3 year hiatus no biggie… sheez you are Lance Friggin Armstrong but to know that, short of Contador stacking it on a hairpin and ending up in a ditch on the last day, you had Buckley’s of winning, is cruel. How the hell do you make up 5 minutes. Oh and don’t get me started on “I look good in bike pants” Contador. I would have packed my bat and ball and gone home. But no, you had to make us believe in miracles again. Geez man, how many Tours did you win? Lets count 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 consecutively and now you come 3rd. What is wrong with this picture Lance 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are still a legend blah, blah, but you got like the runner up’s runner up medal. Not good enough demi-god. Fans disappointment immeasurable. Hmm, you might as well pull up a chair next to Tommy Watson. What a week of heavy hearts and late nights boys. Let this be the last time, OK!
Psst OK, the person I really didn’t want to be this week was Dr Conrad Murray but I already listed him a few weeks back and I can’t keep holding onto things, I got to learn to let go. Like you did Lance! Just kidding buddy, that was amazing 🙂 Mr inspirational man you.
2nd Psst What’s the story with the red polka dot winning shirt,people? I would deliberately lose if I had to don that thing on!
OK, the Loon is starting a new weekly post “The person I don’t want to be this week”. Feel free to add your own personal choice. Hmm and the winner for this week is …drum roll please…
Dr. Conrad Murray
Geez Conrad, CPR on the bed for starters…man do you have some explaining to do!
Psst Oh and Conrad if you are looking for your car I believe the LAPD have it!