Just because you are a renowned pediatrician doesn’t mean you can’t waterboard your daughter every now and again, gosh. Dr Melvin Morse has been accused of holding his 11 year old daughter’s head under a tap and forcing the water up her nose as a form of punishment (sheez, what did she do?). The life of the Morse family began unraveling after a neighbor reported the dear Doc to police after seeing him drag his daughter across the driveway of their house by her ankles. Later the daughter allegedly told authorities about the waterboarding. Both mom and dad have been arrested. Hmm, Christmas is going to be awkward.