Tag Archives: drink driver

Drunk Leading The Drunk

Anyone seen my man?

Drunk woman drives to police station to pick up her drunk boyfriend. That’s a fail right there! The trick in these situations is, never ever  open your mouth. On a bright note seems the couple were made for each other!



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What Justice?

OMG, you are better off to be a criminal in Australia, not only are the sentences pathetic but you can also spend your time in prison suing the state for negligence and receiving a shit load of compo. Alan Brown, who has never had a driver’s license,  has had more than 100 convictions for drink driving, has killed two people in separate accidents and is currently serving 14 years for the death of his latest victim, Margaret Loveday. In 2007 a Loddon Prison garden shed roller door accidentally closed on him so he sued the State of Victoria for negligence and won, claiming he not only suffered a painful injury but also suffered psychological damaged to boot. Guess how much he was awarded? $120,000. Hmm, I wonder how much the victims of his crimes received?


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Silly Thing To Waste!

Sheez, just in time, this is my last!

Stupid is as stupid does. Paul Sneddon from New Zealand was as drunk as a skunk when he overturned his car and became trapped inside. So while waiting to be rescued he did what any beer loving dude would do, he opened himself another can! After his court appearance he told the local newspaper “it’s not like I’m going to read a book, so I opened another can.” Sneddon had told police he had been on a 4 day binge when the accident happened.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!