This should be a permanent road fixture ….
Thanks Celtic Queen for this little gem
OMG, a New Jersey woman has been caught driving with a blood alcohol level of .39 with…wait for it…three children in the car. A police officers noticed Georgette Massi swerving all over the road with both the passenger side tires of her Jeep Cherokee completely flat. She also had a bottle of whiskey next to her which was only had about a third left in it. When she was breathalyzed she was just under being 5 times over the legal limit. Everyone was amazed she was still conscious. The little snowflakes (2 hers, 1 her friends) were all under 7. Her horrified hubby said “I know she drank. I didn’t know she had this sort of problem. She hid it well.” Hmm??? Anywho, he seems to think her behavior is linked to her post natal depression.
Ewh, every year Song Weiguo of Jiangyan in eastern China, whips out his formaldehyde soaked leg and puts in on display in his town to warn people of the dangers of drink driving (so very Norman Bates of him!). Song lost his leg over 20 years ago after he got on his motorcycle drunk and cleaned up a tractor (hmm, or was that the other way around?). Anywho he somehow persuaded his doc to let him keep his severed leg. He keeps it in formaldehyde and brings it out on the anniversay of his accident (August) every year and then invites people, who he suspects drive while under the influence, to get a gander of it, in the hope it will change their ways. Song reackons it scares the hell out of anyone that views it and believes the lack of drink related accidents in his town is proof his strategy is working.
Of course there is drink driving loopholes for priests, too many masses and too much communion wine. An Italian priest is appealing his drink driving charges claiming it was the Holy Wine he had to drink during 4 separate masses that had tipped him over the limit. Hmm, must have been one hell of a mass because he registered 0.8 when the limit is 0.5. Despite his explanation the police revoked his drivers licence anyway…friggin atheists!