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It Beats Walking

Dude, that’s no way to get through life!

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Multi Tasking

OK loons don’t scoff, but how else can you drink beer and drive with an IV drip than hang the stand out the window. Just saying. A Chinese guy was captured swigging his beer in one hand while holding his IV drip stand in the other as he made a getaway from hospital I presume. No word on if he spilt any.

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Stop Blowing Your Horn

Oh for crying out loud. A Melbourne motorist had more than pursed lips after he was busted for …wait for it…playing a trumpet while he was driving. An cop drove up beside the maestro , following complaints by other drivers about his erratic behaviour, and discovered he was tooting away. No word on what he was playing.

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Extreme Multitasking

kitchenA Maryland woman has been accused of cooking methamphetamine while driving. If she only used her skills for the good of mankind! unfortunately her “Driving Bad” caught the attention of a cop who pulled over her mobile meth lab/Chrysler hatchback and discovered she was not only DUIing but also cooking up a storm.

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Soft Landing

If you fall asleep at the wheel it is always best to crash into a mattress store….aint that right lady from Dallas?

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Oh Shit

Man texting will driving crashes into trailer of manure

Just picture this in liquid form

Let this be a lesson to all of you, a man in a rented convertible who was texting on his phone drove smack, bang into the back of truck pulling a trailer of liquid manure. Poetic justice or God’s dark humor?

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Driving Has Gone To The Dogs

Trust the Kiwis to teach dogs to friggin drive. OK, they are rescue dogs and it is for a good cause but seriously, I think cats could do so much better!!!

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Only In Butte

Here’s something you don’t hear everyday, a woman from Butte, was found butt naked while driving drunk.

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I Demand a Recount

Apparently, and I use the term loosely, women are worse at parking than men. I know, it must me wrong. It seems a third of all the women who failed their driving test last year did so because they sucked at parallel parking. One of the main excuses was that their breasts made it more difficut to turn around while parking. Fair call!

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Driver Accidentally Shoots Himself In BOTH Legs

OMG, Justin Newberry was minding his own beeswax while driving down the Interstate 24 when he put his foot on the brakes to slow for traffic and his handgun (known as “the Judge”) slid out from under the seat. This is where it gets a little ugly. When Newberry leaned down to pick it up he grabbed it by the trigger and kaboom! The darn thing went off. The slug went right through his right thigh and hit him in the left leg just above the ankle. Bet he couldn’t do that again if he tried! Anywho, he managed to ring 911 and they flew him to hospital. In the meantime the police found marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the car. Bummer!

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