Tag Archives: driving

It Beats Walking

Dude, that’s no way to get through life!

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Multi Tasking

OK loons don’t scoff, but how else can you drink beer and drive with an IV drip than hang the stand out the window. Just saying. A Chinese guy was captured swigging his beer in one hand while holding his IV drip stand in the other as he made a getaway from hospital I presume. No word on if he spilt any.

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Stop Blowing Your Horn

Oh for crying out loud. A Melbourne motorist had more than pursed lips after he was busted for …wait for it…playing a trumpet while he was driving. An cop drove up beside the maestro , following complaints by other drivers about his erratic behaviour, and discovered he was tooting away. No word on what he was playing.

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Extreme Multitasking

kitchenA Maryland woman has been accused of cooking methamphetamine while driving. If she only used her skills for the good of mankind! unfortunately her “Driving Bad” caught the attention of a cop who pulled over her mobile meth lab/Chrysler hatchback and discovered she was not only DUIing but also cooking up a storm.

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Soft Landing

If you fall asleep at the wheel it is always best to crash into a mattress store….aint that right lady from Dallas?

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Oh Shit

Man texting will driving crashes into trailer of manure

Just picture this in liquid form

Let this be a lesson to all of you, a man in a rented convertible who was texting on his phone drove smack, bang into the back of truck pulling a trailer of liquid manure. Poetic justice or God’s dark humor?

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Driving Has Gone To The Dogs

Trust the Kiwis to teach dogs to friggin drive. OK, they are rescue dogs and it is for a good cause but seriously, I think cats could do so much better!!!

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