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Lucky It Wasn’t A Stick Shift!

OMG, a British woman is currently on trial after she was caught  driving and masturbating while overtaking lorries on the M6. Hmm, a multi tasker. It is alleged Miranda Chapman pulled down her pants and undies then went to work pleasuring herself while in full view of the drivers . One of the horrified truck drivers eventually  dobbed her in to police. Her lawyer is claiming she masturbated to “feel better” after hearing that her mentally ill daughter was pregnant and her son was off to Afghanistan. She told the court she wasn’t deliberately driving slow so the truckies could sneak a peek. Awkward.

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When It’s A Good Time To Fib

You know sometimes it’s just better to lie. Take the woman from New Jersey who told police she had been carjacked. Far better she said that, than tell them her car had crashed because she was having sex with a complete stranger she had picked up from the side of the road.

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At First You Don’t Succeed

OK, before you say anything what are the odds this was a woman driver? Though I must say I am leaning towards it being a Stephen King car. Don’t mess with Christine!

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A Close Shave

Why is there a razor on your lap Miss?

A Florida Highway Patrol trooper said a two car pile up was caused by a woman attempting to  shave her privates while driving. Geez, and I thought texting was bad. Evidently Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend and wanted to look nice! Oh and it gets better, her ex hubby (don’t ask, I have no idea)  who was sitting in the passenger seat, grabbed the wheel while she shaved away at her pubes. Anywho, she slammed into the back of a Chevrolet (ooh an instant Brazilian!). Thankfully no one or nothing was seriously  injured in the crash, oh except some dignity. After the accident Barnes and her ex drove a little further up the road in an attempt to swap seats but the trooper could tell by in injuries sustained by one of the airbags deploying who was actually driving. Oh and you want to know the real bummer? The day before the accident Barnes was in court for a DUI charge in which her license was revoked for 5 years. Oh dear she is now facing jail time.

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