Tag Archives: drug addicts

Just Say No

Open up you bastards

One of the bummers about doing drugs is it brings out your inner stupidity. A Florida couple, high on meth and crack, were trapped in a janitor’s cupboard for two days. In a desperate attempt to get out they eventually rang the police who simple opened the door. Seems it wasn’t locked. Police found the closet thanks to the stench of human excrement.

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A Restaurant With A Twist

A Florida psychiatrist has opened up a restaurant which is staffed by former drug addicts and psychiatric patients. The restaurant, which is part of Dr Robert Moran’s treatment clinic, provides his patients with a chance to get back on their feet and into a working environment. The doc does admit he is constantly giving them “second and third chances.”

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When Families Fail Themselves!

OK loons put on your sad face on for this one. A judge who had a baby removed from his parents because a) the bub was born with drugs in his system and b) both parents were druggies, tried desperately to place him in the care of direct relatives. Only prob, both his grandparents on either side are also drug addicts and so too his great grandmother.

Want sauce with that?

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That’s a Lot!

You know what I hate? When 164 friggin drug addicts over power guards at a detention centre in Vietnam and escape. I really friggin hate that! Many of the inmates sprinted into the sugarcane fields chucking rocks, bricks and sticks at the police who were in hot pursuit with their tear gas. In the end 130 of the 164 were recaptured but 34 still remain on the loose. Dude, chill!

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Heroin Guide For Dummies

If he had only read the pamphlet!

Oh bless, New York City have funded a little guidebook for all their heroin users. Don’t you worry now, it offers them a step by step guide on how to properly prepare the heroin and  on how to look after their veins so as to avoid infections. The 16 page pamphlet has raised eyebrows among officials who are saying it’s “very disturbing”. The booklet has some useful handy hints on how to warm up your body so you can find your veins easier and only ever “boot” one or twice in one shot.

Psst Will heroin addicts read this or will it be people who want to experiment?

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