Hey loons, remember Marisol Valles Garcia the 20 year old college student who was hired as police chief because everyone else quit? Yeah her. Well anywho, she’s fled. Seems those drug cartel death threats work. Garcia took up the most dangerous job on earth after candidates pulled out due to the gunning down of the Mayor of Praxedis G. Guerrero and her son. Oh and guess what? It’s rumored she’s fled to the US of A seeking asylum. Attagirl, they won’t get ya there!
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OK the irony is subtle but you can probably see it… 7 people have been killed after gunmen opened fire with automatic weapons during a soccer match in an “anti-violence” park in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez. The park was built three months ago as part of the “Live Better- Todos Somos Juarez” (We’re All Juarez) program.
Lordie, lordie, lordie, you know it’s time to get out of town when the entire police force quit after being attacked by friggin drug cartel gunmen. Yes sirree, all 14 police officers from the town of Los Ramones in Mexico handed in their badges after a drug gang opened fire on their headquarters. Sheez, $322 a month ain’t worth dying for. During the attack over 1,000 bullets were fired and 6 grenades were flung at the building. Despite no injures, 6 police vehicles were destroyed. So how does a town without police work? Sheez, it’s enough to make you go on drugs!
Ewh ah, police in Cancun have discovered six dead bodies in a cave near a popular (hmm, maybe past tense now) resort. Three of the victims had their hearts removed and three had the letter “Z” carved into their abdomens. Oh boy, authorities believe the “Z” may stand for the Zeta drug gang, one of the many drug cartels who scare the living beejeesus out of Mexicans.