It sounded like a good idea at the time. A group of pizza delivery guys decided to run a side business…delivering cocaine in pizza boxes. Unfortunately, the cops got a whiff and set up “Operation Extra Olives.” to catch them.
PSST Sheez, lets hope Uber doesn’t get ideas!!!!
No son, that will not dissolve your drugs. A man decided to pee himself in the hope it would dissolve the heroin and cocaine in his pocket after being caught by cops. Not a chance, especially considering they were in nine small bags.
Um, yeah about your four months in jail…we bad? An Aussie man jailed for four months after being caught with crystal meth has been released with no charge after it was discovered the “drug” was actually Epsom salt. Well, they took there sweet time having it analysed, now didn’t they?
Cops in Britain waited over three weeks for a guy to poop out the 44 bags of crack and heroin that he had placed up his butt. The drug dealer, who originally refused to eat , was eventually taken to hospital to have them retrieved by a doctor. Days up butt= 23 days, Street value = $2,000, Street cred = 0.
Psst: The dude got 23 months.
Seems drug dealers really love to exploit Easter. In Oklahoma some woman stuffed $30,000 worth of meth in the bottom of a Easter bunny soft toy and posted it to a dealer. She must have put her address on the parcel because she got busted. Meanwhile over in Oregon a woman discovered three bags of marijuana in a toy she had purchased for her young daughter at Walmart .
One of the bummers about doing drugs is it brings out your inner stupidity. A Florida couple, high on meth and crack, were trapped in a janitor’s cupboard for two days. In a desperate attempt to get out they eventually rang the police who simple opened the door. Seems it wasn’t locked. Police found the closet thanks to the stench of human excrement.