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A Zebra and Macaw Walk Into A Bar

You know what I hate? When an intoxicated man decides to drive home from a pub with his zebra and a macaw sitting in the front seat of his truck with him. Friggin Iowa! I hope they had seat belts!

Want sauce with that?

 

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Dude You’re Drunk

OK, seriously loons, this is the friggin funniest drunk man you will see all day. Sheez, he’s going to wake up with more than a friggin hangover šŸ˜¦

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YOUR Goose Is Cooked!

Oh for crying out loud drunk man from Wisconsin, chasing a one legged goose to catch and eat is one thing…jumping in the freezing Wisconsin River after the damn thing is a rescuing by firefighters. Dumbass 0, goose 1.

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Word Of Warning, Don’t Hug Crocodiles

Oh for goodness sakes fool, how much did you friggin drink to think you could jump over a barbed wire fence and jump on the back of a 16ft (5m) crocodile called Fatso so you could give him a pat, huh? The thirty something dumbass had been booted out of a pub in Broome in Western Australia when he decided to head for the Croc Park and give the massive reptile a hug. Somehow he managed to scale the barbed wire fence and jump on the back of Fatso before the croc had had enough and bit the fool on the leg. The owner of the park was amazed that the giant beast, who aren’t renowned for letting go of their prey, let the fool live. Hmm, maybe he doesn’t like marinated meat? Anywho, after the man was bitten he went back to the pub where I am sure there was plenty of WTF’s before they rang an ambulance. HeĀ  is still in hospital after having surgery to reattach all the muscles and crap that was damaged during the altercation.

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Lucky He Wasn’t Playing Craps

You know what I hate? When some drunk fool urinates in a slot machine at the MontBleu Casino, I really friggin hate that!

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Why Is There Always a Camera When You’re Drunk?

The first rule of drunk club is to grab a solid object….

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Not The Best Place To Sleep It Off!

Oh for goodness sakes, how many times do I have to tell you not to sleep inside a friggin airplane engine? A drunk man has been found sleeping it off in the engine of an Indian Airlines Airbus A-320 as it was preparing to take off at the Indira Gandhi International Airport in Delhi . Luckily for the guy one of the staff noticed his leg dangling from the rear of the engine. When confronted the man told them he was really hot and decided to sleep behind the big fan.

Psst OK, is anyone like me concerned about airport security in India?

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Breathalyzer Fail

How can police tell when someone has had too much to drink?

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A Day At The Beach

Good times! Hmm, I bet he changes his sheets three times a year !

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Step Away From The Dog

I'm not that kinda dog!

This isn’t going to look good on his resume. A man who was drinking at the Mean Fiddler Hotel in Rouse Hill has been charged with kissing a police drug dog. Bodie the police dog and it’s handler were walking through the pub when the man became enamored with the pooch. He began kissing and hugging Brodie ignoring the police officer’s request to leave the dog alone. In the end the man became aggressive and had to be pepper sprayed.That’s a kissing a dog charge right there!

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