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Royal Blush

What is worse than a French Magazine publishing topless photos of  Prince William’s wife? Hinting they have photos of her and William having sex. Dear lord, leave them alone. William , who is apparently fuming, has sought to sue the magazine. Meanwhile the editor has justified the  publishing of intimate photos by saying Prince Harry would feel ‘less alone’ when the magazine hits shelves. La bitch.

Psst 1 Fergie  denies she was seen in France with a long lens.

Psst Oh and for the record she is no longer Kate Middleton but Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.

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Kate The Poster Girl For Anorexia

Poor Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge, she just never wins …. firstly she had to wait 8 years for Wills to pop the question (which by then he’d lost most of his hair) , then she had to wear a hand me down engagement ring (which has got more bad karma than the Kennedys), then organize the biggest Royal wedding since Elton John’s  and now she is getting the wrong type of attention in the US . Oh dear, seems Fadey Katy has become poster girl for anorexia. Yep, since her dramatic weight loss from a UK size 10-12 to a size 4 (that’s a size 0 in the US) several US websites have outed her as a “role model” for anorexics (pushing  Posh off the perch). Sheez, I certainly hope she isn’t going down the same path as Princess Diana  because that didn’t end at all well.

Psst Why can’t they all be more like Beatrice, Eugene Fergie?

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