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Facebook Photo Fail

Ok, one more time people, do not and I repeat do not, duct tape your baby and toddler then post the pics on Facebook. That’s a defriending and arrest right there. The Arizona couple not only bound their little snowflakes by the hands and wrists they put the tape over their mouths and hung one of them upside-down on a piece of exercise equipment before taking photos and posting them. One of the Almuina’s friends then dobbed them into police. The Almunias told the cops they were just joking! Hmm, I bet the kids have a different version.

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Friggin Budget Airlines

Budget airline Ryanair had a little midair emergency when the tape (thought to be duct tape) used to patch up the pilot’s window came unstuck.Ooh ah. Some of the 200 passengers saw the ground crew whack the tape around the edge of the windowscreen before take-off. About 20 minutes into the flight from London to Latvia the tape came loose and began making a “disturbing” sound. A spokesman for Ryanair said, “We do not comment on routine technical issues. All Ryanair flights operate in accordance with approved safety standards.” Hmm, that episode of Air Crash Investigation would have been a hoot!

Want sauce with that?

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My, What Strong Teeth You Have

and they aren't even mine!

A big old shout out to the 92 year old man who spent two hours chewing through masking tape after two bastards bound him to a chair and robbed his house.The elderly man let the two men into his house to use the phone after they told him their car had broken down. That’s when they grabbed him and duct him to a chair.The scum got away with $400 in cash and took off in his Ford pickup. I hope there is a special place reserved in hell for people like that.

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Duct Taping Parent Gets Jail

OK,  duct taping a snowflake to the wall is one thing but then  duct taping his favorite sippy cup so it is just out of reach is just plain mean. Mother Jayla Hamm and boyfriend Corde Honea were both jailed after they taped the 22 month old kid to a wall. Both claim they  were high on drugs at the time.

Psst The mom will get to keep her child but under state supervision.

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101 Uses For Duct Tape

And just when you thought you have exhausted all the uses for duct tape, Nimat David, just raises the bar! Mr David was caught crossing into Detroit from Ontario with 9,000 Ecstasy tablets duct taped to his calves and thighs.

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Writer’s On The Wall

What happens when University students discover a BBC reporter is secretly gathering info about them for a documentary  called “Shamebridge”. Gaffer tape the bastard to a wall, that’s what! Lizo Mzimba, you should have known better! Students 1, Lizo Mzimba 0.

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On The Streets Of Philadelphia

Who would do that to a pussy cat? This poor little tabby was found wandering the streets of Philadelphia all duct taped up from head to tail. Despite its ordeal, the cat was purring and cuddling up to the SPCA staff  as they painstakingly removed the tape!

Psst Don’t forget to donate to  RSPCA, SPCA or Tiggywinkles (if you can) they do a marvelous and often thankless job. Oh and remember to be kind to snails!

Hang on this isn't no space suit!

Hang on, this isn't no space suit!

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OK, Just Nod!

Judge orders rowdy defendants mouth duct taped

Now have you got anything to say?

So what does a judge from Ohio do when a defendant just wont shut up? Duct tape his mouth shut of course. Judge Stephen F. Belden and alleged robber Harry Brown got the day started with some bickering about Brown’s appointed lawyer. The arguing continued for several minutes before the judge threatened to duct tape him if he didn’t shut up.Well as if. Mr Brown continue his tirade and the judge ordered the bailifff to place the duct tape over the man’s mouth.The tape was only removed when it came time to ask Mr Brown if he had any questions.Needless to say Mr Brown was heard uttering obscentites as he was lead away from court. The judge fired back “30 more days on top of whatever you get, for contempt”. That seeemed to go well!

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For People Who Haven’t Been Traumatized By Duct Tape

Avon's Duct Tape Festival

Ohio's Best Kept Secret!

Damn, damn, damn I have missed Avon’s annual Duct Tape Festival… again! Gee whiz! The Ohio festival includes a parade of about 20 floats which are all made entirely out of duct tape. Hmm, I could have entered my car! I hear it is a great festival but the food kinda suks sticks…ah never mind! So I wonder what kind of games involving duct tape they had? Something like..Pin The Tail On The Hostage? Come on Loons, I know you can think of a few!!!

Psst Want to find out more about the festival check them out Avon Duct Tape Festival.

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