Oh bless, Northamptonshire police are looking for a thief who stole a Venetian blind . He should be easy to identify….he looks like this
Yep, he concealed the window blind by quietly slipping it down his jacket and into his trakky daks so as not to draw any suspicion.
No seriously mister, bank robbing ain’t for you. Some Asian dude wearing a white scarf waltzed into a Madison Heights Flagstar bank, flashed a revolver and demanded cash. Not happy with his haul he went to the next customer service rep and demanded more money.When the rep told the dude he had no money, the gun accidentally went off ,scaring the shit out of the robber (not to mention the rep). The dude then fled with some money clutched in his hand.As he ran over a snow bank he dropped the money…and his gun…and a two way radio ….and his dignity!
Want sauce with that?
My favorite dumbass cat, Maru, is back. You know, the one with a box fetish. Anywho, the owner decided to mess with poor kitty by placing a series of small boxes in the room to see if Maru could squeeze his fat butt into them. Hmm, if I were him, I’d be sleeping with one eye open….Maru is one angry but determined pussy.
OK, here’s the thing dumbass teens, when stealing money from a Indiana Ice Cream Parlor tip jar, make sure you don’t put your names on a friggin job application form first. I’m just saying!
A dumbass immortalized. Priceless.
No, no, no, you guys are doing it all wrong. Here’s the thing Albert Bailey you don’t ring up a bank prior to robbing it and ask to have the bag of money ready. By the time the two clowns, Albert and a 16 year old, arrived at the bank the police were waiting for them. Sgt. James Perez of the Connecticut police said the suspects were “not too bright.” Ya think!
We have a winner. And the dumbassed 911 caller of the week goes to a drunk New Jersey man who called 911 claiming he had been kidnapped…. while he was in the back of a police car.
OK, I hope the Republicans don’t read anything into this but some dumbassed bank robber, wearing an Obama mask, tried holding up a bank in Kirchheim, Austria. Only problem … it was friggin closed. Staff however were still inside participating in an after hours training session and took great delight in laughing as the dumbass banged on the door with his gun demanding to be let it. The more they laughed the more angry he got. In the end he took whatever dignity he had left and fled.
Oh to be a dumbass. Video surveillance caught a burglar apparent lost and confused, trying to find an escape route out of the shopping center in Texas he had broken into. It was easy enough for him to get into the Market Basket via the roof but harder to escape from the ground level.