OK, here’s the thing lady, if you are going to attempt to steal $200 worth of items by stuffing them down your clothes, can you make sure it’s not during the grand opening of the friggin store, especially when the Hoquiam Chief of police and McGruff the crime dog are in attendance. Gosh!
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OK, here’s the thing Donald Curtis Denney, plotting to smuggle a chunk of black tar heroin to your son in prison was never going to work, especially after the two of you discussed it over friggin monitored telephones for two months. OK Loons, you may upchuck a little after you hear what the two schemed, so be warned. Denney was going to shove the golf sized black tar heroin up his butt and then he was going to pass it to his son (the hard hat bandit) via a mouth to mouth kiss during a visit (nasty). Fortunately he was arrested at the Colorado prison before the tonguey.
Psst Damn! I would have made him exchange the heroin before arresting him.
Sometimes you just cant help yourself. William K Bradley a Western Michigan Uni student has been named in the top 6 of the Kalamazoo County Circuit Judge Gary Giguere Jr’s all time dumbest criminal list. Nice achievement considering you’re a friggin uni student. So what did he do? Hmm, well it seems he stole a computer from the Kalamazoo County jail while he was already serving a sentence for some other crime. That’s another 6 months tacked on right there! I want to see his list!