OK, stop it. A woman who feared she had Ebola rushed herself to the nearest hospital but was promptly told it doesn’t count if you were in Africa TWO years ago. Oh and if you worked in Dallas but were nowhere near the Ebola patient, odds are you have a nasty flu. Seriously people, you are clogging up the system.
Psst Meanwhile the one person who could have it is riding around the town on a bike in defiance.
You are a freelance cameraman who contracts Ebola while filming in Sierra Leone, you are flown to the Nebraska Medical Center where you receive around the clock care. That will be $500,000 thank you very much. Priceless. Hmm, I’m guessing the private jet and the 40 person medical team adds up. Oh and if you are muttering “he should have had travel insurance” … he did, it just didn’t cover “catastrophic events or outbreaks,” Ebola is a bitch.
No Need to panic Dallas …. EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMG, the two Americans struck down with the Ebola virus are being flown to Atlanta, Georgia, for treatment. Talk about making a third world problem a first world one. Lets just hope that plane doesn’t crash. Again, why would you risk lives of others for a disease that is currently contained ? Wouldn’t it be smarter to send medics to treat them where they are?
Psst Wasn’t there serious breaches in US infectious diseases labs recently?