I’m sorry but I simply had to post this. OK, the first person to raise their hand and tell me how Mr Edward Eugene Harper could be a child molester? Hello, any child in their right mind would run screaming the moment they saw him coming. I think even I would. Mr Harper has been on the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted Fugitives list since last year and it took a SWAT team and a bunch of FBI agents to apprehend him.
Psst I am not sure if he only has one eye or he’s just winking!