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Frightening Statistic

Come back here, I'm not a sociopath

Come back here, I’m not a sociopath

Just remember this the next you turn to eHarmony for a mate, an estimated 4 per cent of the world’s population are sociopaths…that’s like  278  million people. So the odds are you are going to find a few.

OK, I know what you’re thinking, how do I know if my date is a friggin sociopath? Well, if you aren’t murdered on the first date,  here’s what to look for ….

Sociopaths don’t all look like Charles Manson
Sociopaths are charming
Sociopaths are usually highly intelligent
Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people
Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse
Sociopaths invent outrageous lies
Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe all the lies they tell
Sociopaths seek to dominate others and “win” at all costs
Sociopaths are incapable of love
Sociopaths never ever apologize

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Careful What You Wish For

Dear god, look who’s popped up on eHarmony? He’s a keeper!!!

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