Oh for goodness sakes, ejaculating in your co-worker’s water bottle because her “lips had touched it” and it was as close as you were going to ever going to get to her, is a pretty lame excuse Michael Lallana. Hmm, doing it twice is damn right evil. In the first incident the poor victim had no idea that Mr lallana had um, left his semen in her water bottle, which was sitting on her desk. After she took a swig, she felt sick and threw the bottle away. A few months later a similar thing happened so she sent the bottle away for testing and guess what, it came back positive for semen (and not from some fish!).God bless DNA testing. Mr Lallana will learn his fate on Friday.
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Ewh, you know what I hate? When you go to a school library and some fool exposes himself and then ejaculates on your arm . I really friggin hate that! Oritse Ayu from Maryland was arrested after being identified from the Montgomery College surveillance footage. It is alleged Ayu ejaculated on the woman as she was reading then when she turned around he flashed his penis at her. Lucky there is plenty of DNA evidence.