Oh my Bearman, it better not be YOU!!!!! Some poor elderly man in Ohio has had his house egged every day for nearly a year. Despite the police doing undercover stakeouts, the culprits continue to pelt his front door in the middle of the night. The attacks go for about 10 minutes and sound like gunshots. His house is now badly damaged from the continual bombardment of rotten eggs. The eggs have been tested in a lab and they have been traced to a local Amish farm.
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You would really have to question how bad a 79 year man was singing at a karaoke bar in New York for a 42 year old man to punch him through a plate glass window, wouldn’t you? Hmm, either way, that’s up to 7 years in prison right there!
Psst I bet it was Celine’s A Heart Will Go On!!!!!
For the love of a wheelie bins, what the hell were you thinking? An 81 year old man was rescued after he rowed out to sea in wild weather to retrieve his neighbors wheelie bin. The pensioner from Anglesey in North Wales spied the bin being swept out to sea during high tides and did what all good neighbors do, jumped in his dinghy and began rowing. The man somehow managed to secure the wheelie bin to his dinghy by rope and then began to row back in. That’s when the trouble began. The wind was so strong he kept getting blown out to sea and eventually drifted a mile offshore. Enter lifeboat crew. The idiot man, who wasn’t wearing a life jacket or waterproof clothing, is now recovering from mild hypothermia. Here’s a photo of the wheelie bin and dinghy.
Psst When the rescue crew retrieved the wheelie bin it was still half full with rubbish.
Hey psst Draco Slaughter, if you haven’t heard already, Homeland Security don’t have a sense of humor.The 75 year old is in big trouble after he told a flight attendant in New York he had a bomb in his carry-on luggage. Despite saying he was kidding he was arrested and now faces charges which could have him spending his twilight years behind bars. Bummer!