An elderly woman working in a match factory in India was dragging a bundle of match boxes across the floor to make way for sweeping when the friction caused… oh come on loons, you know the rest ….kaboom.
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Look away cat lovers this is nasty. During a marital squabble in Buenos Aires, a man picked up their family cat and hurled it at his wife, she ducked and the cat flew out the window, which happened to be on the fourth floor. The cat landed on the head of a former opera singer who was crossing the road. The woman (85) is now in hospital with a fractured skull and the cat is dead. Don’t cry for me Arg….ah never mind.
You know what would really hurt? Having a toilet paper holder impaled in your neck. Just ask the 69 year old woman from Dallas who had a history of knee trouble before she slipped and fell right onto one. Rescuers later removed the holder and the paper which was still attached to it from her neck before carting her to hospital for stitches.
You know what I hate? When an elderly woman asks you for a lift to the bank and then proceeds to rob it. I really friggin hate that! Luke Weimert had no idea when police ordered him and Sandra Bathke out of his car at gunpoint that the little old lady next to him was a bank robber.While Luke had patiently waited outside the bank in his car, the 70 year had been inside pulling a gun on the teller and demanding money. As Luke drove her back to her apartment she calmly talked about the weather and the slippery roads. Seems Sandra was going to use the money to pay for her overdue rent after Luke’s mom (the landlord) gave her an eviction notice earlier that day. She had told Luke she needed a lift so she could withdraw the rent money from her account. Oh well, now she will have free room and board.