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Useless Friggin Information

Ancient Egyptians use to cure toothaches by slicing open a live mouse and placing it over the patient’s gum. (No cure for the mouse!)

Pope Sixtus III was tried for raping a nun but was acquitted because there were no eye-witnesses (hmm, probably left alive).

Bloodhounds can not smell the difference between identical twins (neither can I).

We forget 80% of what we learn everyday (huh?)

Bulletproof vests, windshield wipers and fire escapes were all invented by women. (What were they doing out of the kitchen?)
Hmm, don’t believe me do you ? Stephanie Louise Kwolek (bulletproof vest), Mary Anderson (windshield wiper) and Anna Connelly (fire escape)

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.

The first names of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde were Henry and Edward. (Not so scary now!)

The little dot above the letter “i” is called a tipple. ( Handy to know)


Filed under Friggin Trivia, Well I Never

As If The Elephants Haven’t Got Enough To Worry About!

Friggin pandas get all the attention. Cute cuddly creatures that sit, chew and slumber all day long have some strange power over people. Put a panda in a zoo and then watch the silly humans sit, stand or stare at them for hours, letting out the occasion “they’re soooo cute”. Urgh! So it is understandable why the other animals get a little pissed at them. Well, if you can’t beat them, join them. The keepers at the Ayutthaya-Elephant Kraal have painted 5 of their neglected elephants in black and white paint to draw attention back to the country’s national symbol and away from the friggin pandas. Hmm, they make one hell of an ugly panda. Wanna see them check out the photos at the Daily Mail.

Can a panda do this? No I think not you lazy bastards!!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, How Embarrassing