Tag Archives: Elizabeth Taylor

Westboro Are Off To Hollywood

Special guests at Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral will be Fred Phelps and his band of merry wackos. Yep, they have announced they will be attending the funeral service, pickets and all. Hmm, somehow I think Liz would get a laugh out of that!


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RIP Elizabeth Taylor

The eternal beauty and Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor passed away today at 79 from congestive heart failure. Waiting with open arms at the pearly gates will be a line of men including Richard Burton, Mike Todd , Michael Wilding and Michael Jackson who all love and lost her. Taylor was one of the last true Hollywood legends. Taylor began her career as a child actor before easily slipping into adult roles. She became just as famous for her acting as her marriages, 8 in total. In her later life she devoted much time and energy to AIDS-related charities and fundraising. RIP Elizabeth Taylor.

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Always a Bride Never a Bridesmaid

The ultimate cougar!

So guess who’s getting married again? Elizabeth Taylor, that’s who. Geez, after 8 failed marriages you would have thought she had had enough but evidently not. If rumors are true hubby number 9 will be Jason Winters of Sterling Winters Management. Ms Taylor (78) and Mr Winter (49) have been an item for over 3 years and have recently become engaged. Bless.


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