Oh my, a pair of soiled Elvis undies failed to sell at an auction in Britain. The light blue undies were evidently worn underneath his famous white jumpsuit during one of his 1977 concerts. Oh well, I guess no one wants to use that DNA to clone him!!!!
Psst Hmm, by soiled do they mean skid marked?
Hmm, are you sure he is dancing and not just filling his nappy?
Psst Blame this one on Fairy Face!!!
Thank you very much
Forget Winston Churchill’s false teeth, autopsy tools used to embalm and prepare Elvis Presley’s body are up for auction in Chicago! Friggin awesome. Ooh and did I happen to mention his toe tag as well? The autopsy instruments include rubber gloves, forceps, lip bushes, a comb, eye liner, needle injectors, an arterial tube and aneurysm hooks. And the best part is they were only used once, on the King, so you don’t get any randoms gunk on it too. Unfortunately the toe tag is marked “John Doe” because some friggin fan nicked the original during the chaos at the hospital in 1977.
Psst This would be like the last things that ever touched Elvis!
That's when the heartache begins!
WTF. Where did all the Elvis impersonators go? Organizers of the “lets break the record for the number of Elvis impersonators” event were left highly disappointed after only 29 rocked up. Geez Louise. The Ship Inn at Par, Cornwall, was expecting at least 148 Elvis’s to turn up to break the world record but had to be happy with 29. Fingers are now being pointed at bad weather and the recession for the extremely poor turn out. This comes on the heels of last years failure when 63 Elvis Presleys were banned for not being dressed up enough. Thank you very much!
Psst The Aussies hold the record at 147 set in 2001