Tag Archives: end of world

End of World Alert

Vatican coin misspelled JesusA religious computer programmer believes Jesus is on his way back to Earth to destroy the planet. Seems he has had enough. The programmer has calculated that at the end of 2016 we will face the apocalypse and those lucky enough will head to heaven while the rest will be sizzling somewhere else. She wrote on her website ‘In the fall of 2016, the 6,000 years of sin on earth will come to an end, everlasting righteousness will be brought in, and Jesus will come again to take His people to heaven.’

PSST I wonder what Jesus has been doing for the passed 2000 years?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

End Of The World Spoiler Alert

Want to know how it’s all going to end? Look away those of  you who are quite happy living in eternal bliss, but for the rest of you, here goes. Some day the sun is going to explode (and by explode, I mean KABOOM) , destroy our neighboring planets and roast the Earth’s surface , leaving us all but a charred memory in the universe. This according to a group of pessimistic astrophysicist bastards. Good news, it won’t be happening anytime soon, so don on your snuggie blankets, pour a glass of champers and watch reruns of Black Adder.

Psst Oi, hang on just one minute, don’t get too comfie, those friggin Mayans might still be right!!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

Reset Your Alarms People

OK, one down , one to go. Now that the 21st of May has past without incident, it’s time to refocus loons. 21st December, 2012, is the biggie. Get past this one and we’re laughing.  Hmm, now lets see how good the Mayans are!

Meanwhile back at Rapture radio all is pretty much silent. Harold Camping’s math sucks! I heard a rumor Stephen Hawking sent him a sympathy card!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!