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Worse Than a Mogwai

Holy feral goldfish Batman. Just when you thought Australia’s wildlife couldn’t get more freakier, lets introduce the feral goldfish. Estuaries in Western Australia are being invades by goldfish the size of  footballs. Evidently the problem is due to people flushing unwanted pets down the loo.  Seems the usually freshwater fish have morphed to adapt to the saltier water (and are loving it).  As a result they are chewing up vegetation and feeding on the native fish’ eggs.  See ya eco system. Who knew goldfish out of their bowls could be such pests.

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See Ya Later

The scariest part of this video isn’t the gigantic friggin alligator stomping across the golf course …. hell no…it’s the dude telling his mate to stand next to it to get perspective. Yeah Dave, go pat it!

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What To Expect Coming Out Of Drainpipes When Irene Hits NY

OK, no need to panic  good people of Brooklyn but WTF!!!!! Hurricane Irene is the least of your problems. A city housing worker just pitchforked himself a 3 foot friggin rat in a New York apartment. Dear lord. Jose Rivera said the enormous rodent was frolicking with at least two other giant rats when he charged them with a pitchfork. No wonder the mayor of New York wanted everyone to evacuate city, he’s scared of whats going to be flushed out of the drains when Hurricane Irene hits.

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Giant Rats

OK, no need to friggin panic people, but anyone living in Bradford, West Yorks,  might want to arm themselves with guns…big friggin guns. Rats the size of dogs are terrorizing the area. The super rats are so enormous the residents are using guns to friggin kill them. One rodent measured 2½ft. The fear is these rats are a species native to South America (which grow twice the size of normal rats) and are breeding out of control. A concerned resident said “At night you can hear them chasing each other in the loft. They sound like drag racing cars as they screech across the rafters.” another said she saw one on her lounge when she was watching TV. Hmm, good luck with that. Note to self, never visit Bradford.

Psst Want to see the shot rat? Click here Giant Rats In Bradford.

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