Step away from the suspicious bag . New Yorker Port Authority police were left a little red faced after they discovered a sus silver bag behind a barrier at the George Washington Bridge Bus Station and evacuated the area. Enter the canine unit and explosives experts who determined the offending item was in fact a box full of assorted condoms. As you were, nothing to see here.
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It has been nearly a week but I have finally found a dumbass story from friggin Ohio, home of Bearman. When a suspicious aluminum rod with the word “Kaboom” was found in the Akron City Hall building, everyone made a mad dash for the exits. Turns out the suspicious item was a an expandable shower rod used as a walking stick by none other than a man who’s surname is Kaboom.
OK, no need to panic people of Japan but if you happen to live near a nuclear power plant, run!!!! Despite official reports that the plants are not leaking radiation, following the whopper earthquake, US air force personnel have been spotted delivering coolant. That can’t be good! Hmm, seems the problem is if the level of water drops in the pumps at the Fukushima reactor and can no longer cool the uranium then they could have a Chernobyl on their hands! As if they haven’t suffered enough! Residents living in a 3 km radius have been told to evacuate, just in case. Evacuate to where?
UPDATE : The amount of radiation has reached 1,000 time the normal level in No 1 reactor and it is feared they may have to release radioactive steam into the air to ease pressure build up. Evacuations are underway.
For three weeks tenants of a German apartment block have been living elsewhere thanks to a deadly pet miniature cobra. The highly venomous reptile, which was no thicker than a pencil, escaped it’s terrarium on March 18 causing the evacuation of the residents. Authorities responded by blocking off the street and stripping the owner’s attic apartment. When they failed to find the evil little creature the building was sealed in the hope of starving it to death. Finally after three weeks the mini cobra was found dead, stuck to a strip of tape. The snake’s owner is now facing a $134,000 bill for the rescue effort and the wrath of angry neighbors.
OK, here’s the thing people, if you happen to find an abandoned lunchbox and you so kindly hand it to a security guard don’t be telling him “This is not mine. I hope it doesn’t explode.” Exit friggin hundreds of “Save the Dream” Phoenix Convention Center goers while the bomb squad arrive. Whoops, my bad?
Psst Since when have terrorists used lunchboxes?