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The Day The Music Died

Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend executedWhat is worse than being the ex wife of OJ? Hmm, try being the ex girlfriend of Kim Jong Un. There are unconfirmed reports that the poor girl  has been executed by a machine gun firing squad due to a “porn” scandal. The ex singing star Hyon Song-wol, who dated Kim Jong Un until his daddy began disapproving, was gunned down ,along with several other popular artists from the Unhasu Orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band. The families were forced to watch the execution before they too were arrested and sent to prison camps under North Korea’s guilt by association laws.

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The Problems With Sperm Banks

There could be nothing worse than an ex girlfriend tricking a sperm bank into handing over your sperm so she can conceive your kid out of spite for breaking up with you. Oh wait, there could be.  You could then be forced to pay child support for the kid. It happens,  just ask the poor dude in Louisiana.

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Breaking Up Is So Hard To Do

OMG, why don’t you people delete your raunchy photos. Let me tell you a story about a woman who emailed her then boyfriend a rather risque photo of herself. Fast forward to the breakup when the boyfriend decides to take revenge and print a few hundred flyers, which not only include the now enlarged photo, but her name, address and phone number. If that wasn’t bad enough he’s been handing them out at gas stations, Red Lobster, barber shops and any public place he can find. The embarrassed woman told reporters  her phone hasn’t stopped ringing since. Hmm, so flyers actually work… good to know!

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Revenge Can Be Bitter

What is up today with all this pooping and peeing people? Richard Bloem is in big doodah after he allegedly broke into his ex girlfriend’s apartment and pissed in her food. According to police Mr Bloem had had a key cut without her knowledge and entered the apartment. At some stage he urinated in a bottle of 2009 Kendall-Jackson Riesling, some half-and-half creamer and a pitcher of Crystal Light before leaving. He now faces 17 months behind bars and a story he wouldn’t want to tell his grandkids!

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Hands Up Who’s Over Mel Gibson?

Yes, are we totally over Mel Norman Bates Gibson yet? Hmm, me too, but here is his latest rant if anyone is interested. Sheez, I would have been out of there like a friggin squirrel on Red Bull if someone spoke to me like that. Which makes you wonder what sort of person would tolerate it? Sleeping with the enemy huh?

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Mad Mel

Braveheart has turned a little chicken shit. Mel Gibson has filed a restraining order against the ex, Oksana Grigorieva the mother of his 8th child.I guess he still doesn’t know what women want!

UPDATE :
Hmm, seems it was Oksana who filed a restraining order against Mad Max first, accusing him of being “extremely violent” towards her. It was only then did Mel get a restraining order on her to keep her from blabbing to the media. Sounds pretty Apocalypto.

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Size Does Matter

Bitch reduce it in photoshop, I swear!

A woman’s scorn people. I bet this Swedish guy rued the day he ditched his girlfriend for another woman. As revenge, the 18 year old posted pictures of the ex’s “little” penis all over lampposts in his neighborhood. Included with the image was the ex lover’s name and address and very brief description of his genitals. Oh,hang on I haven’t finished just yet. She also allegedly posted pictures of the new girlfriend around town, under the title “slut”.This was followed up by an egging of the ex’s car. All and all a successful day.

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