Suspect your boyfriend still has a thing for his ex? Well here’s a solution, arrange to jump into a river with the other girl and see who he saves. OK sure, risky, but at least you would know. A poor Chinese dude was left in a “Sophie’s Choice” dilemma when his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend bothed jumped from a bridge into a river. The three had agreed to met to resolve the constant fighting and scheming going on by the jilted girlfriend but it all got ugly when the ex suddenly leapt from the bridge into the water below. As she screamed for help the current girlfriend decided to take the plunge too, yelling as she disappeared ‘it is either her or me’ . Dear god, I would have left them both there. Anywho, the guy decided to jump in and rescue…. hmm, I’m not telling you. Guess?
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What is worse than being the ex wife of OJ? Hmm, try being the ex girlfriend of Kim Jong Un. There are unconfirmed reports that the poor girl has been executed by a machine gun firing squad due to a “porn” scandal. The ex singing star Hyon Song-wol, who dated Kim Jong Un until his daddy began disapproving, was gunned down ,along with several other popular artists from the Unhasu Orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band. The families were forced to watch the execution before they too were arrested and sent to prison camps under North Korea’s guilt by association laws.
There could be nothing worse than an ex girlfriend tricking a sperm bank into handing over your sperm so she can conceive your kid out of spite for breaking up with you. Oh wait, there could be. You could then be forced to pay child support for the kid. It happens, just ask the poor dude in Louisiana.
What is up today with all this pooping and peeing people? Richard Bloem is in big doodah after he allegedly broke into his ex girlfriend’s apartment and pissed in her food. According to police Mr Bloem had had a key cut without her knowledge and entered the apartment. At some stage he urinated in a bottle of 2009 Kendall-Jackson Riesling, some half-and-half creamer and a pitcher of Crystal Light before leaving. He now faces 17 months behind bars and a story he wouldn’t want to tell his grandkids!
Yes, are we totally over Mel Norman Bates Gibson yet? Hmm, me too, but here is his latest rant if anyone is interested. Sheez, I would have been out of there like a friggin squirrel on Red Bull if someone spoke to me like that. Which makes you wonder what sort of person would tolerate it? Sleeping with the enemy huh?
A woman’s scorn people. I bet this Swedish guy rued the day he ditched his girlfriend for another woman. As revenge, the 18 year old posted pictures of the ex’s “little” penis all over lampposts in his neighborhood. Included with the image was the ex lover’s name and address and very brief description of his genitals. Oh,hang on I haven’t finished just yet. She also allegedly posted pictures of the new girlfriend around town, under the title “slut”.This was followed up by an egging of the ex’s car. All and all a successful day.