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Shawstank Redemption

toiletWhat would you do to escape from prison? Hmm, well I’m guessing it wouldn’t involve crawling through a communal toilet. Unfortunately for the Brazilian prisoner who slid through excrement and urine to make his great escape, he was caught and thrown back in his cell still caked in it. Oh the humanity.

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Barrel Full Of …..

toxic time capsuleI don’t know what 14th century Danish people use to eat  but it can’t be good. When archeologists dug up 700 year old latrines from the an old toilet site in Odense they got a nasty surprise . Floaties. Yep, the poo inside the barrels was still in excellent  condition and stunk to high heaven. After the excrement was analysed they found out two interesting things a) they ate a lot of friggin raspberries and b) they used moss and fabric to wipe their butts.

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Oh Shit

Oh for the love of sanitation Darwin, you might want to reconsider closing public toilets at night. Rumor has it the city streets are awash with human feces.Evidently a shopping center manager said he hoses poo off the concrete footpaths and onto the street up to three times a day. Port Darwin MLA John Elferink said “I found four little deposits along the back – it is just gross,”. Problem is during the rainy season many itinerants move from their camps to shopping areas for shelter.

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This Is What We Think Of Your Party!

New South Wales police are looking for the person/s responsible for smearing poo on the outside of the  Greens office in Sydney. NSW Greens MP David Shoebridge who condemned the attack said it could have been in response to a Sydney Morning Herald article which described the Australian political party as evil, hypocritical and “whoring”. Hmm well, on the bright side, at least the attack was environmentally friendly and biodegradable!

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Your Work is Shit?

OK, this isn’t something new but an artist in Australia is having an exhibition featuring her own feces. Yes, Georgie Mattingley (21) works with her own brightly colored shit. The exhibition entitled Life is Delicious will be held at Kingston Arts Centre, Moorabbin. Mattingley became fascinated with the color of excrement when she was 13 “I’ve done everything I can to turn something so vulgar and repulsive into something so beautiful and spiritual”. Hmm,  I bet she goes through hell cans of air freshener. Click here to see a sample of her work Life Is Delicious.

Psst You know somehow I can’t imagine hanging her work on my wall!

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Friggin Gag Order

Incoming!

Remember the dude who wheeled a trolley full of jerry cans and fireworks into a Northern Territory Insurance office and ignited it, injuring 19 people? Well, guess what he’s been up to? Throwing poo and spitting at prison officers. In fact the man named only as Bird, had to be gagged when he made his court appearance and will be appearing via video link next time because of his excrement throwing tantrums. Hmm, guess he is going for an insanity plea!

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