A Russian woman claims the reason she kaboomed a deer in her car was because she was being distracted by a sasquatch she spied in her rear view mirror. The woman told police the mythical creature was chasing a deer and when she took a glance in the mirror…. and then bang, she took out the deer.
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OK, note to self, don’t say you were attacked by a psycho knife wielding clown as an excuse for being late for work. Just saying. An Ohio woman fibbed about the clown and now she has paint on her face. That’s a charge right there. Seems the fence jumping, knife slashing clown was a figment of her imagination…. we hope.
PSST Friggin Ohio, home town of Bearman
A Winnipeg MP caused quite a stir with his excuse for leaving his seat during a ballot.
Hold onto your helium, seems the reason Balloon boy’s dad did the dumbass prank was because he thinks the world is going to end in 2012. But didn’t the Mayans just say that was baloney? Anywho, seems Dick Richard Heene wanted quick bucks to build himself a big bunker for the family before the sun explodes and kills us all. Hmm, now wouldn’t that be ironic if the Heene family were the only ones to survive! Geez, I hope he is out of jail before then, otherwise he comes with us!
Psst Falcon better behave, if there is only enough room for four people I would hate to be on the end of that Sophie’s choice!