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Fake Reports

Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend executedOh dear, seems you don’t have to be related to Kim Jong Un to get on his bad side. Five senior officials have been executed,  via anti aircraft guns, for sending the North Korean leader false reports. Kinda damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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While You Were Sleeping

kim-jong-unA word of warning to all top officials, if you doze off during a Kim Jong Un meeting expect to be kaboomed with an anti aircraft gun. Just ask, oh wait, never mind. The head of the education ministry was spotted sleeping during a rant by the ‘glorious leader’ and promptly escorted out and executed with a high end military weapon. Nothing but the best for sleeping, lowlife, dissident, scum dog.

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Meanwhile

Kim Jung Un executed 15 of his officials after they poo-pooed his policies . Fair enough.

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Bye Bye Iraq

samuraiRemember Judge Rauf Rashid? He’s the man who sentenced Saddam Hussein to death. Yeah well, seems the ISIS terrorists have long memories because they captured the judge and executed him.

Is anyone as concerned about this as me? I would like to know why no one is questioning who supplied ISIS with all their weapons? Someone friggin is, because they don’t have the know how. All the world leaders are umming and aahing but they all  know damn well that the rise of the ISIS would not be possible (especially this fast and effective) without the help of a wealthy country or countries.

I suspect they are wanting this to implode.

 

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Kim Jong Un Pruned His Family Tree

kim-jong-um-but-holeKim Jong Un has solved the problem of having an empty seat at next year’s  Christmas table after he bumped off his uncle. Yep, in an impressive move he has had the entire family of Jang Song Thaek executed and,  by entire family , I mean Jang’s sister (her hubby, Ambassador to Cuba), her nephew, her nephew’s two sons, Jang’s two brothers and their sons, daughters and even grandchildren. Un evidently wants no evidence that the family ever existed. Roger that.

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The Day The Music Died

Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend executedWhat is worse than being the ex wife of OJ? Hmm, try being the ex girlfriend of Kim Jong Un. There are unconfirmed reports that the poor girl  has been executed by a machine gun firing squad due to a “porn” scandal. The ex singing star Hyon Song-wol, who dated Kim Jong Un until his daddy began disapproving, was gunned down ,along with several other popular artists from the Unhasu Orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band. The families were forced to watch the execution before they too were arrested and sent to prison camps under North Korea’s guilt by association laws.

Want sauce with that?

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Bullets For Melamine Men

Two of the men behind the tainted milk scandal in China have been sentenced to death. Zhang Yujun and Geng Jinping who were milk producers were stunned when they heard the verdict. Both were found guilty of selling and producing melamine laced toxic milk to dairy companies.Another boss Tian Wenhua narrowly missed out on the bullet too, she got life and a £2.6million fine (thankful for small mercies).At least six children have died and nearly 300,000 fallen ill after drinking the poisoned potion. The Chinese government ordered all the dairy firms involved to pay £80million in compensation to the families of babies that died or fell ill, but so far families have yet to see a Yuan of it!

UPDATE : Zhang Yujun and Geng Jinping have both been given the bullet  “for the crime of endangering public safety by dangerous means”. They don’t mess around.

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