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Hot Line to Hell

priestThis is not what you want. A Polish priest is being harassed by the devil on his cell phone after a failed exorcism on a girl. Yep, Satan has been texting him nasty little messages via the girl. The priest believes that the devil has possessed her soul and is now taunting him via her phones. Oh yes Loons, he is responding to the texts.

Psst The priest should ask him if it is hot there!

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Devil Be Gone

Man attempts exorcism on his elderly girlfriendThis story is kinda weird. A 54 year old guy has been arrested for attempting to perform an exorcism on his 80 year old girlfriend. The guy basically locked her inside her house before starting the exorcism but the poor thing fell asleep so he had to wait until she woke up to continue. She was later found crying outside her house with her boyfriend drunk on her couch. Battery, witness tampering and false imprisonment are the price you have to pay for dodgy exorcisms.

Want sauce with that?

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Haunted Mattress

boo!

Calling all exorcists, all exorcists to Infirmary Walk please. Kevin Cartwright (56) who lives on Infirmary Walk in  Worcester is looking for an exorcist to get rid of the friggin spirits messing with his bed. The dude needs some sleep. Since returning from overseas last September his bed has been possessed. Evidently the mattress moves “like someone or something” is in it. Mr Cartwright even got 8 friends to sleep in his bed (not at the same time…gosh!) and 4 of them agreed something was friggin moving it. Three people, who claim to be in touch with the spirit world, came a calling and they told Mr Cartwright the little spooks are child spirits messing with him. Little shits! Hmm, interestingly he lives next to an old school building that recently had renovations done.

Want sauce with that?

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The Devil Went Down To Trinidad

OMG, either the students were getting up to devilish mischief at the Morunga Composite School in Trinidad or friggin Satan was messing with them.Teachers and authorities are still baffled as to why 17 girls fell ill then began rolling around on the ground and blabbering in a strange tongue (hmm, and I thought that was pretty normal for teens?) . Anywho, two had to be physically restrained from hurling themselves off a railing. The incident sent Roman Catholic priests flocking to the school to get all exorcismy and spray holy water over them . While some locals believe it to be a student prank others think it has something to do with the school being built on a burial site. How very Poltergeistish.

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House From Hell

Boo!

Ok, not wanting to sound like a friggin horror plot…OK, no choice. A Washington school principal who was murdered in his house last week had been concerned about the house’s horror history . When Brian Betts’ bought the house in 2003 he had no idea George Russell and his 9 year old daughter , Erika Smith, had been murdered in it just the year before. A slight oversight by the real estate agent no doubt!  Anywho, as soon as he moved in a neighbor told him of its grisly past, freaking the principal out enough that he organized an exorcism. Police are pretty sure his murder was not related to the double murder. Just a coincidence you say?

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