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Hey, Has Anyone Seen My Thong?

I love my job

Moral of the story is never piss off an exotic dancer. Kayla Anderson aka Summer suspected that other dancers at the Deja Vu were stealing her customers so she raided their lockers, collected up all their bras, underwear and lingerie then torched them. The Louisville lounge suffered only minor damage but sadly the apparel could not be saved. As for Anderson, there is now an arrest warrant out for her.

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Strip Show On Uluru

No honey, no.Stripping off on top of Uluru, Australia’s most sacred rock, and doing a friggin dance as a “tribute” to Aborigines and their culture aint going win them over. Hmm, you are more likely to get the bone pointed at ya. Alizee Sery, a French exotic dancer, told reporters after her impromptu strip show “What we need to remember is that traditionally, the Aboriginal people were living naked. So stripping down was a return to what it was like.” Oh dear god, SHUT UP.

Psst Thank goodness she wasn’t playing a didgeridoo !

UPDATE : The Central Land Council, who represent the traditional owners of Uluru, want Julia Gillard to deport  Sery. Hmm,  fat chance of that considering all the illegals we  are greeting with wide open arms!

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Not So Funny Money

Hmm, she doen't look very observant!

Hmm, she doen't look very observant!

Here’s the thing 50 year old wanna-be-counterfeiter, you can fool a hooker all of the time but a taxi driver NEVER! Geez, Rickey Kempter is facing 20 years for trying to pay an exotic dancer with phoney money he whipped up on his home printer. While Kempter and his lady of the night were heading to a Wyoming motel in a taxi, the cabbie was given a roll of $50 bills to hold (don’t friggin ask, I don’t know!). Anywho, Mr keen eye cabbie noticed the money was friggin fake and rang the cops. Hmm, what was the hint, they looked strange and weren’t cut properly? Cabbie 1, Exotic dancer 0, Kempter  -1.

Psst Lucky the cabbie spotted it first or the dancer would have hung him by his balls!

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