Oh, of all the cockamamie things to do, a Florida man, visiting his wife in jail, pulled out his penis to show the missus via the closed circuit TV and got himself thrown in jail too. Well that’s indecent exposure right there.
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OK, here’s the thing mister, you don’t go exposing yourself at a North Carolina fast food joint just because they ran out of chicken legs, have you no pride? Hmm, it’s been alleged that Jason Gross, who was a passenger in car, slowly flashed his penis at a drive thru worker after being told they had no more chicken legs. The employee said Mr Gross swore at her then declared he had a “leg for you” before slowly revealing his genitals. Hmm, she then went on to say “It’s going to be forever ingrained in my head.” Ain’t that the truth!
OK here’s the thing sick little puppy, if you are going to flash your genitals and masturbate at a little kid, don’t invite the police into your house if you have friggin child pornography stuck on your walls and bedhead. Sheez, show some decorum! John Kohler admitted to exposing himself and possessing pictures, videos and files of child pornography after inviting the cops into his apartment .
Ewh, you know what I hate? When you go to a school library and some fool exposes himself and then ejaculates on your arm . I really friggin hate that! Oritse Ayu from Maryland was arrested after being identified from the Montgomery College surveillance footage. It is alleged Ayu ejaculated on the woman as she was reading then when she turned around he flashed his penis at her. Lucky there is plenty of DNA evidence.
OK, here’s the thing mister, having a solo sex romp on a trampoline early in the morning is fine, but just make sure no one is watching! James Burden from Westquarter, Scotland, decided it would be fun to get naked and masturbate on a trampoline, unfortunately he wasn’t expecting any on lookers. The woman told the court she saw Mr Burden from her window stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in the other. Now there’s multi-tasking for ya! Mr Burden pleaded guilty to publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner.
Psst Pity the kid who used the trampoline next! Tad slippery!