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Woolly Mammoth To Be Cloned

US considering it as a cost cut measure against the Taliban

Color me friggin mad, but Russian and Japanese scientists are working on returning the Woolly mammoth to life thanks to DNA found in ancient bone marrow. Hello, has anyone watched the end of Jurassic Park?  The scientists are planning to transplant crap from the bone marrow cells into elephant egg cells to create an embryo which will then be placed in the poor friggin elephant’s womb. Seriously, do we need another 13ft, 9 ton beast roaming the earth?

Psst Still no cure for cancer!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never

I’m Just Saying

Forget a comet strike, dinosaurs died from the friggin cold claims scientists. So they are to blame for the advent of cardigans! Bastards!


Filed under Friggin Research, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never