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Jesus Is Back

Seems Jesus has ditched the toast for the mixing bowl. What a kidder!

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Jesus In Tree

He’s baaaack!!! Just when you thought Jesus has skedaddled a family is claiming he’s right here in their tree.  The Norton family are convinced that the strange image that has slowly appeared after the limb of a tree was cut 6 weeks ago is Jesus.

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Frying Pan Jesus

Holy burnt bacon Batman. When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking bacon the last thing he expected to find was the image of Jesus staring back up at him from the base of the burned frying pan. Elles, a bank worker from Lancaster, had woken up to find his lounge room covered in smoke. Geez, those friggin  rashes. By the time he had turned the pan off the bacon was inedible so he began scraping the charred remains  into the bin only to discover the face of Jesus staring at him. Did Jesus save him from burning to a crisp or was Jesus simply pissed he was eating pig? We will never know.
Oh and if you expect to find the fry pan on eBay anytime soon, think again ‘I’m not going to scrub it clean though, just in case I get struck by lightning, it’s going to take pride of place on a wall instead,’ Hmm, here’s hoping Jesus doesn’t drip !

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Jesus On A Burning Log

Stop the presses people, we have a flaming Jesus on a log. Yes, Rob Millist says the 4.5 inch face appeared on a burning log and remained glowing for 20 minutes before disintegrating into ash. Oh my, just in time for Ash Wednesday. The face of Jesus appeared in the fireplace of his partner’s mother’s fireplace in Old Hatfield, Herts.

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Jesus Fails On eBay

OMG, well Jesus to be exact, failed to make an impression on eBayers. Hmm loons, didn’t I mention that the face of Jesus appeared on the toilet door of some dude from Wichita, Kansas? Whoops, guess not!  Anywho, the dude  whacked it on eBay and guess what? It made jack. Yes, despite all the proceeds of the “Jesus on a bathroom door”  being donated  to the earthquake victims of Haiti it failed to even reach the reserve price of 99 cents! I am guessing no one wants to do their business with Jesus staring at them!

Is that Jesus?

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Jesus Appears On A Coconut

The things you find in Paradise

Another Jesus sighting people, this time on a coconut in the produce section of a local grocery story in Paradise, Sacramento. Mike Zachweija said he went shopping for bananas a few days before Christmas but became distracted by a bunch of coconuts. On one of the nuts he clearly saw a silhouette of a face. He decided to buy the coconut and on Christmas day with the light falling on the face realized it was that of Jesus. Mr Zachweija said “Jesus sent out his own Christmas card greeting by way of a simple coconut.”

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The first sighting of Jesus in 2010

Plumber David Howlett was enjoying a meal at India Dining in Esher, Surrey when he noticed something peculiar about his naan bread, it appeared someone was staring back at him. Hmm n closer investigation that someone was Jesus ‘I spotted Jesus looking back at me. It was one eerie experience given how close we were to Christmas.’

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