Tag Archives: Facebook

Haters Gonna Hate, Hate, Hate

Oh no Geraldo, you wouldn’t? Seems poor Geraldo Riveria got so miffed by all the nasty comments he received after posting support for Obama’a executive order on immigration he threatened to hand over the “little pieces of shits” who posted to Fox News and Facebook authorities. Blahahahaha , what is this talk? Fox News authorities ….blahahahahhaa…. what are they gonna do? Silly.

1 Comment

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

What Were You Thinking

Facebook and Google have been boasting for a long time how they gather all your info, analyse it  and then place advertising that is relevant to your personal wants and needs everywhere you go. Well let me tell you sunshine, it ain’t working.  This ad keeps appearing on my Facebook page … seriously? $5-12 dresses bwhahahahahahaha ….but if you buy friggin 14 of them you get 10% off.  I’m not sure they are getting their algorithms right!!! I have been scratching my head wondering what websites I have been on that would activate this  …..

fashion

7 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Catfish Fail

computer woman 2You know what I hate? When you set up a fake Facebook profile to prank your niece and she asks you to bump off her aunt (you). I really friggin hate that.The aunt pretended to be a man called Tre ‘Topdog’ Ellis because she was peeved that her niece spent so much time on Facebook and was inviting randoms to the house they shared. After the niece friended ‘Topdog’ she asked him to kill her aunt, the aunt’s fiance and their dog, giving details on how to get into the house. Unfriend, unfriend, unfriend. The niece is currently waiting for someone to post bail. Good luck with that!

8 Comments

Filed under Friggin Scary

Penisville Sign You Say?

laughing manLocals were able to track down their missing Penisville road sign thanks to the couple who posted photos on Facebook posing next to it during their wedding. Evidently the sign gets stolen a lot.

11 Comments

Filed under Sore Loser, Well I Never

Crime Scene on Facebook

OMG I pressed like!!!!

OMG I pressed like!!!!

Oh for crying out loud , a Facebook user has just gone too far.And by too far I mean killing his wife and then posting a picture of her on the social media site. He even posted a message with it …. ” I’m going to prison or death sentence for killing my wife love you guys miss you guys take care Facebook people you will see me in the news.” The killer had listed his occupation on Facebook as “actor” on Burn Notice but it seems he was just an extra on one ep in 2008. Enjoy the orange jumpsuit you creep.

Want sauce with that?

9 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !

What the Frock!

Confusion over sex of bank robberThere is much confusion over the gender of an Iowa bank robber , after the image of her/him wearing a slinkly lime dress was posted on a police Facebook site. Seems many believe she is infact a he and is simply wearing the “mullet dress” (short in front, long in back) as a disguise. Awkward for the robber either way.

7 Comments

Filed under They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

God Bless You

Vicar uses Facebook to get strangers to attend lonely veterans funeralA big shout out to British vicar, Reverand Bob Mason, who used Facebook to get 200 strangers to attend a Royal Marine veteran’s funeral because he feared no one would turn up. James McConnell passed away at a nursing home last month but had no living relatives to attend his funeral so the reverand used Facebook to contact members of the Royal Marines and anyone else who wanted to attend. More than 200 people turned up, many of who were marines. One veteran told a BBC reporter “We’re family, we’re all family,”

8 Comments

Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never

How Much Is That Fabulous Doggy

Dog owner wanted his gay dog put downOh for the love of all things pink. A dog owner in Tennessee dumped his bulldog-mix hound at an animal shelter because …  wait for it …. he thought the dog was gay. I don’t know, something about humping a male dog or barking with a lisp, but anywho, the poor pooch was hours away from being put down when an animal loving tribe of Facebookers came to its rescue.  The animal shelter was bombarded with people willing to take the gay dog (who wasn’t so much gay, as just showing off his dominance). No need to have worried however, as the dapper pooch had already been snaffled up by  a veterinary technician who named him Elton. Oh how precious.

6 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

Be Gone Thimble

Monopoly piece to be voted offWTF? One of the Monopoly pieces is going to be voted off the board. Yep, you heard me. The toymaker Hasbro is holding a Facebook “save your token ” campaign. The least popular is going to get the flick permanently because there is a pushy friggin cat, guitar, toy robot, helicopter and diamond ring all wanting a go. So who will  be gone forever … the Scottie dog, top hat, race car, battleship, wheelbarrow, shoe, thimble or iron?

10 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

Facebook Tourism Fail

Whoopsie. Montana’s tourism promoter accidentally posted “fuck this job” on the official Montana Tourism Facebook page. Like.

5 Comments

Filed under Whoops!, You Go Girl!