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Hail Mary Fail

Oh dear, someone didn’t do their homework. Instead of printing the traditional Catholic prayer Hail Mary during one of the largest Christmas Carol services in Sri Lanka some fool printed Tupac Shakur’s song of the same name. The lyrics go something like this “I ain’t a killer, but don’t push me,”  … “Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy.” ….“Fuck the world if they can’t adjust, it’s just as well, Hail Mary.” You get the drift.

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Standoff Fail

Step away from the plates

Oh well, seems Aussie police aren’t immune to the occasional awks. Seems the men in blue spent 7 hours outside a house in an apparent standoff. Only prob, the house was empty. The Critical Incident Response Team members claim they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house but when they finally decided to enter…..crickets. Pity the fool who had to tell the school that had been in lock down all that time.

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Passport Software Fail

A nicely presented Asian man had his passport photo rejected by software  run by New Zealand’s department of internal affairs. The embarrassing blunder is just awks on so many levels.

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Disappearing Act Fail

Need I explain?

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Carpool Lane Fail

carpool failOK, one more time loons, if you are going to try and sneak into the carpool lane put some effort into your fake passenger for goodness sakes. A 61 year old woman got busted after a cop couldn’t help but notice her poorly constructed occupant. A pillow in a jacket and cap just doesn’t cut it, even of you put a briefcase on its lap. Oh and make sure your car is registered…sheez, bummer.

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New Aussie Bogan Sport

Australia has a new sport for bogans,  Reversal of Fortune. The aim … to run up an escalator the wrong way. For this you need, a mullet, a crowd and the will to give up at the first sign of effort.

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Too Easy

You know how I just love a good burglar story. Introducing our dumbass burglar of the week award. Stand up and take a bow the dude who, while attempting to rob a second hand store, spilled a tin of white paint and then proceeded to walk through it. The sound you just heard was my palm slapping on my forehead. It took police a matter of minutes to find your silly white foot trail that lead straight to your door. Oh the humanity!

PSST England

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Wedding Owl Fail

A stunt owl who was hired to deliver rings at a wedding ceremony decided to make a run/fly for it but didn’t count on there being a window in his escape exit.

PSST Don’t fear animal lovers, Max the owl was fine, just a nasty headache.

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Job Openings at 60 Minutes

OK, note to self, when planning a daring children rescue attempt in Lebanon, make sure the father (who allegedly refuses to return them to Australia) doesn’t have access to the email account being used to arrange the kidnapping. Just saying 60 Minutes, just saying.  The father, on reading the details of the attempt to snatch back his kids , notified authorities. Another fine mess. Now the distraught mother of the kids, Tara Brown (the presenter), the 60 Minutes crew and the professional kidnappers all face the wrath of the Lebanese government. Meanwhile, the children are safely back with the American born Lebanese father who is laying charges against the lot of them. The price for trying to cover this story ….. 20 years .

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Starbuck humour fail

When a Starbucks employee wrote a little quip on a customer’s receipt it kinda went down like a cup of cold sick. Seems diabetic jokes are a no no. Which just makes me think I would SO go to a cafe where the receipts had weird inappropriate messages. Yep, and call it Tea Bagged.starbucks

 

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