Oh for the love of Patty Hearst, what were you thinking? Atlanta college student Aftab Aslam was failing his English classes so he did what any 19 year old kid who is scared of his parents would do …. he bought a new cellphone and texted his parents he’d been kidnapped. For one long, cold week poor Aslam camped out in the wilderness but it got too rainy so he reluctantly returned to face his parents and the numerous charges… that include making a false report, false statements, tampering with evidence and terroristic threats. His parents must be so proud.
Psst Hmm, I’d be going for the ” No speaka da Engrish” excuse if I were him.