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What Clown?

OK, note to self, don’t say you were attacked by a psycho knife wielding clown as an excuse for being late for work. Just saying. An Ohio woman fibbed about the clown and now she has paint on her face. That’s a charge right there. Seems the fence jumping, knife slashing clown was a figment of her imagination…. we hope.

PSST Friggin Ohio, home town of Bearman

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You Have The Flu, NOT Ebola

doctor_rushing_patient_on_gurney_lg_whtOK, stop it. A woman who feared she had Ebola rushed herself to the nearest hospital but was promptly told it doesn’t count if you were in Africa TWO years ago. Oh and if you worked in Dallas but were nowhere near the Ebola patient, odds are you have a nasty flu. Seriously people, you are clogging up the system.

Psst Meanwhile the one person who could have it is riding around the town on a bike in defiance.

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Yeah, About Your Billion Dollar Lottery Win

If you happen to receive an email from the Danish state-run lottery company, Danske Spil, saying congrats on becoming a billionaire…ignore it. Seems they made a boo boo. So far around three hundred Danes have falsely been told they were richer than the Kardashians.

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