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Kim Jong Il Is The New Black

Holy Pyongy Beer Batman, Kim Jong Il is a trend setter according to Pyongyang’s official website. Yes siree, his zipped-up tunic and matching trousers (which come in simple khaki or bland bluey grey) have become “global vogue”…strike a pose! The article on the website quotes a French fashion expert (not named), who said “world fashion follows Kim Jong-Il’s style.” Yeah, if you are my grandfather looking for comfy slacks that can be pulled up to your armpits! The French designer was also quoted as saying “Kim Jong-Il mode which is now spreading expeditiously worldwide is something unprecedented in the world’s history” Hmm, so in other words Dear leader is pretty much a walking fashion god which we all can only aspire to be.

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