Tag Archives: fast food

A Frozen Chicken Story

OK, what is disturbing about this story isn’t the fact a 67 year old guy breaks in and steals 3 boxes of frozen chicken from a fast food restaurant and makes his getaway on a bike. Nope, it’s the fact when he was caught the boxes of frozen chicken were recovered and returned. Returned loons, returned!!!!!

PSST Jackson, Mississippi

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Fast Food Weddings

I’ll just have the shrimp skewer thanks.

Denny’s just a whole lot awesomer, if that could be possible. The new Las Vegas restaurant will not only be open 24 hours and have a full bar,  it will also include a wedding chapel. See, I told you, friggin awesome. Oh but wait. there’s more. You can have a Denny’s wedding cake which is made from their delicious  Pancake Puppies and then  later have the wedding photos taken in their interactive photo booth. Denny’s, they think of everything. Awesome!

Psst Just be careful ladies, that you don’t spill any Brooklyn meatball sauce on your dress.


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KFC Get Into The Christmas Spirit

Woohoo, Merry Friggin Christmas, KFC are finally getting their act together and offering gift cards for Aussie fast food junkies. Bless. If you are scratching your head wondering what to get  finger licking loved one  for Christmas , wonder no more. The KFC cards start at $10 and go all the way up to $500 (that’s one big friggin bucket of chicken!) redeemable at any time of the day or night. I can hear my arteries hardening as I speak.



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You Are What You Eat

And you call us mad!

You probably don’t want to know this but I am going to tell you anyway. A McDonald’s chicken McNugget contains seven ingredients and that is in just the chicken!!!!  Hmm, think that’s bad, the friggin bread crumb stuff around it contains another 20 ingredients. Okie dokie that is a grand total of 27 different bits and pieces in a single little nugget.  Just Brilliant. This and other ugly truths  about the food we eat  can be found  in the soon to be released book  Eat This, Not That! Restaurant Survival Guide…hmm, can’t wait.


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McLovin It

You know the end of the world is near when McDonalds open up a two lane drive-thru. Would you like fries with that? The new double lane will be opening in Telford, Shropshire, Kent and Edinburgh before being extended to all over the UK. Seems fast food has become the food of choice during the recession and the extra lane is necessary to deal with the massive increase in takers.


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Would You Like Potatoes With That?

Kimmy Yimmy

Kimmy Yimmy

Hooley, Dooley what a difference a month makes. One minute Kim Jong Il is asking the public to get their chops around dog soup and now they have opened up a Hamburger joint.Hang on just one minute…hmm, I would stay clear of the hot dogs people! I’m just saying. It’s true, the Samtaeseong diner has opened it’s doors in Pyongyang but despite what they say, it looks suspicionly like a friggin American-style fast-food restaurant. Oh but don’t be mentioning hamburger within earshot of Il, that is “minced beef with bread” to you. All the favorites will be given nice new Korean names, thank you very much. Choson Sinbo, a Singaporean company, have been helping the North Koreans to set up their first fast food joint (welcome to acne and man boobs). Well, that’s if they can find anyone who can actually afford to eat there.


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