OK, what is disturbing about this story isn’t the fact a 67 year old guy breaks in and steals 3 boxes of frozen chicken from a fast food restaurant and makes his getaway on a bike. Nope, it’s the fact when he was caught the boxes of frozen chicken were recovered and returned. Returned loons, returned!!!!!
PSST Jackson, Mississippi
I’ll just have the shrimp skewer thanks.
Denny’s just a whole lot awesomer, if that could be possible. The new Las Vegas restaurant will not only be open 24 hours and have a full bar, it will also include a wedding chapel. See, I told you, friggin awesome. Oh but wait. there’s more. You can have a Denny’s wedding cake which is made from their delicious Pancake Puppies and then later have the wedding photos taken in their interactive photo booth. Denny’s, they think of everything. Awesome!
Psst Just be careful ladies, that you don’t spill any Brooklyn meatball sauce on your dress.
Hooley, Dooley what a difference a month makes. One minute Kim Jong Il is asking the public to get their chops around dog soup and now they have opened up a Hamburger joint.Hang on just one minute…hmm, I would stay clear of the hot dogs people! I’m just saying. It’s true, the Samtaeseong diner has opened it’s doors in Pyongyang but despite what they say, it looks suspicionly like a friggin American-style fast-food restaurant. Oh but don’t be mentioning hamburger within earshot of Il, that is “minced beef with bread” to you. All the favorites will be given nice new Korean names, thank you very much. Choson Sinbo, a Singaporean company, have been helping the North Koreans to set up their first fast food joint (welcome to acne and man boobs). Well, that’s if they can find anyone who can actually afford to eat there.