Tag Archives: fat

Why is Bollywood so unkind?

Poor Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, the Indian actress who was once described as the most beautiful woman in the world, has become the brunt of fat jokes after failing to shed her post baby fat. Seems her Indian fans are none too pleased and have resorted to posting clips of her accompanied by an elephant sound. One angry fan said ‘She is a Bollywood actress and it is her duty to look good and fit,’  Tough crowd!!!

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No More Fat Babies For You

Fat and pregnant? No worries.  UK doctors are giving overweight pregnant women diabetes pills to stop them producing chubby offsprings. So far 400 fat women have been prescribed metformin in the world first trial. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong?

Want sauce with that?

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Jumbo Jumpsuit Dilemma

A New York jail is being sued for a million bucks by a man who was forced to wear the same set of clothes in jail for 8 months. OK, Elias Diaz weighed 400lbs (181kgs) and there just wasn’t no jumbo jumpsuit big enough to fit his girth but he claims there was a friggin tailor on staff. To add insult to injury, Diaz had to wash his clothes in the shower. Why? Surely they had a laundry? Anywho, he’s making a bigger stink now!

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Erick Is a High Roller

The video pretty much says it all …..

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Dump The Dumpling

Bring out the crackers and water ladies, seems half the men surveyed for  the Ask Men’s mag say they would dump their girlfriends in a heartbeat if they got fat. Egads! On the other hand only 20% of women said they would dump their boyfriends if  they became a porker!  Oh it doesn’t stop there, seems half the men surveyed believed they could tell if their woman faked an orgasm. Bwahahaha, silly, silly, delusional men!

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So What You’re Saying is NO?

As if lady!

Honey , Sweetie, darl when approaching a Darwin taxi driver for a little sex on the side, you might want to think about having a shower first. Dean the cabbie picked up the woman outside a tavern and she soon asked if he wanted to have sex…his response…”If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.” In other words, Dean politely declined the offer but then things got nasty. The enraged sheila began swearing, cursing and kicking, then got out of the taxi for some more swearing, kicking and cursing before she threw a bottle through the rear window.Hmm, no one puts the fat, ugly , smelly woman in the corner (even in Darwin)!

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How Fat Were They?

Two women in Oklahoma City were so fat they were able to stash $2,600 worth of stolen goods in their fat rolls. Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas  were busted for shoplifting when they were spotted shoving items under their stomach fat and enormous breasts. Hmm, one even managed to conceal a pair of leather boots in her bra!!!

 

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Marmot Eats a friggin Graham Cracker

I don’t know loons, is it me or is watching an obese marmot eating a friggin cracker the funniest thing you’ll see all day?

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Epic Rapper Fail

OMG, they are the biggest rapper man boobs I have ever seen. Sheez, and he don’t have to worry about no drive-by, ain’t  no bullets going to penetrate that…I’m just saying. Looks like he ate Mike Tyson!!!

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Square Peg, Round Hole

OK, here’s the thing 238lb wannabe burglar, you ain’t never gonna get through a 2ft hole.Two brothers, Clive and Kelvin Webster, were caught in North Devon after one of them (plump one) got himself stuck in a hole in the wall as they attempted to rob a department store. To make matters worse the hole they made was only 6ft from the burglar alarm.

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