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Very Un-Australian

IMAN declares fatwa on ChristmasSheik Yahya Safi, an IMAN at Australia’s biggest mosque, has issued a fatwa against Christmas. He has warned his followers it is a “sin” to wish people a Merry Christmas and that a “Muslim is neither allowed to celebrate the Christmas Day nor is he allowed to congratulate them.” So much for you multiculture tolerance speech Prime Minister!!!!! . Seems tolerance only goes one way.  Hello,  Australia is predominantly Christian country, like it or not.  You don’t see anyone protesting against Ramadan.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

Salman Rushdie Just Has His Locks Changed AGAIN!!!!

Who’s there?

Oh my, seems that whole Salman Rushdie fatwa is still going strong, in fact, the reward has just been upped from $2.8m to $3.3m since the British author recently said in an interview there is a need for blasphemy.Rushdie, who wrote the infamous  Satanic Verses, has been in hiding since 1989 when Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini called for his death. It hasn’t been all bad for Salman, he’s been married three times during his protective hiding phase.


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Honeymoon OVER

Look away men, this is nasty. A Bangladeshi man who kidnapped and married a minor was forced to walk around naked with a brick tied to his penis as punishment while the villagers looked on. Nice fatwa! Evidently the man had taken the 12 year old and forced her into marriage but bless her soul she escaped and dobbed the bastard in.


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Mohammad Mocking on South Park

Forget Killing Kenny, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are on the extremists hit list radar for mocking Mohammad. Run boys, run! The South Park creators have decided to censor their show after they received  threats jihads fatwas warnings over their piss pulling on Mohammad.  You know you just can’t depict Mohammed in a bear suit and think you can get away with it. OK, yes,  sure Scientology isn’t so scary, so, yes, Tom Cruise in a closet is acceptable, but guys…. move over Salman you’re hogging the blankets!


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Fatwa on Hairdos

Hairdresser, what's the point?

Remember the Muslim Clerics in Indonesia who banned yoga? Well, they are at it again, this time they are looking into banning women from having perms or straightening their hair. Yes, it seems this act is “inviting moral danger”. Oh and don’t think you Rastafarians or punks have got off lightly, dreadlocks and spikes are on the list too. Aminudin Yakub, the deputy secretary of the Fatwa Commission, said “”For now, we are yet to make an institutional decision on this.”


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Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

You hear something?

Now we all know the grief Salman Rushdie suffered after his words got the fanatics angry, so imagine Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard’s when a friggin axe and knife wielding Somali (alleged) terrorist tried to kill him. Holy fanatic crazy bastards Batman, the home invader got as close as smashing a window before being shot. Westergaard’s woes began in 2005 after he published a cartoon featuring Islam’s Prophet Mohammed with a bomb-shaped turban on his head . Ever since then he has been looking over his shoulder in fear and ordering a lot of take-aways. Fortunately Westergaard’s house has a panic room, where he hid until police arrived and popped a slug into the unnamed man who has links to Al Qaeda.

Psst Hmm, I wonder if Bearman has a panic room!


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